Those two guys just burst in
Rocking heavy tans
I think you know what I mean
Guns in hand
We all watched in dismay
As they blazed away
With the guns run from Alquaida
(Which is of course
The failed nation state
That straddles the gap
Betwixt Iran and Iraq)
~
The entire hall froze
A sea of shocked faces
Our brave young men
And smattering of women
Who’d just been chilling
With the great Yankee
Game of lawn bowls
Lay themselves down
On their desecrated lawn
~
Their patriotic blood overflowed
The gunnels where the big balls rolled
Strike One against our way of life –
Bullets ripped holes
In sole deodorisers
They leapt in the air
Rattled down among the slain
Burst like gas grenades
~
The world looked on
As our brave boys and girls
Went down like so many skittles
Dying glorious deaths
In ways the mainstream press
Now just won’t report
(I know I’m right, I checked)
* If you wish to contribute to the relief effort for this mendacious act of terror, please donate handsomely to http://www.bowlinggreenmassacrefund.com
Hilarious! Glad to see you writing again.
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Thanks Ms Rummager, it’s nice to be back in the flow of things…
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